I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize