Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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