Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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