so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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