O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Do vagina's smell?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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