oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
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I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.