Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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