I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
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I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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