Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
