508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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