YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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