Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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