...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
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It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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