i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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