I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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