kristin has been a bad kristin
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
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Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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