It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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