I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
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I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You are a genius and a whore.
Drunk is a universal language darling
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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