thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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