my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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