omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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