meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
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Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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