Pants 0. Shit 1.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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