Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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Hippo gnu deer
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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