In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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