I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Randomize
