I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Too much gin, very little bucket
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
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