Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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