I wish I only lived at night.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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