Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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