dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
His nipple licking is glorious
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