p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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