She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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