My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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