Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
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This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize