NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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