what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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