Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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