you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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