i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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