pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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