if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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