I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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