I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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