Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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