I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
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This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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