Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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