I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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