where does the pee come out of this thing
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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