Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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