at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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