is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
where are my pants?
in the oven.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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