I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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