i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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