She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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