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bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
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i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
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I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...