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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!

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(617): Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out! http://tfl.nu/knp1

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(248): View more from Michigan

I wanna go to beed woth a nboy

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(248): I wanna go to beed woth a nboy http://tfl.nu/x43t

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(416): View more from Ontario

i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .

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(416): i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high . http://tfl.nu/d43n

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(818): View more from California

Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night

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I felt like a fucking code breaker.

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(818): Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night (334): I felt like a fucking code breaker. http://tfl.nu/6jh7

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.

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(412): I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong. http://tfl.nu/sjar

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(980): View more from North Carolina

i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!

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(980): i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter! http://tfl.nu/tgxr

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(303): View more from Colorado

Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.

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(303): Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done. http://tfl.nu/i81l

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I'm watching ellen!

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just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show

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(615): I'm watching ellen! (1-615): just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show http://tfl.nu/chlu

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(239): View more from Florida

Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?

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(239): Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning? http://tfl.nu/tqik

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(720): View more from Colorado

just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.

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(720): just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing. http://tfl.nu/182p

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(940): View more from Texas

Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.

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(940): Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car. http://tfl.nu/1zvq

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literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.

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(602): literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk. http://tfl.nu/38ru

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.

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(715): I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE. http://tfl.nu/ipmq

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(206): View more from Washington

he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".

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(206): he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun". http://tfl.nu/e6oo

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I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..

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(660): I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won.. http://tfl.nu/18ev

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