I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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