We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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